You Never Know What Danny's Answer Will Be

So, last week I had my annual physical exam. I always get a little nervous because I work out a lot, eat decently and I don't drink so my fear is that the other than the doctor telling me I'm in good health, he will find something terrible. (I know, kind of weird thought process coming from Mr. Positive). So the doc,who by the way for you ladies out there, is nicknamed Dr. McDreamy(40 yrs old and looks like a skinnier George Clooney) by the ladies in my town, gets to the end of the exam and now it's time for the him to check my prostate or what I like to call the "Double Finger Oil Check". Something no man on earth looks forward to, including yours truly. The doc says "I have to tell you that your perfectly healthy (Whew!) and I really don't have to check your prostate unless you want me to". I pause and say with a straight face, "Doc, me and Mrs. have been going through a rough patch at home so actually I would like the exam. Can you dim the lights?"  He busted out laughing so hard, I thought he was going to pee his pants. He said, "That's a great one!" I was thinking, "No doc, you not doing the Double Finger Oil Check is a great one!"